{"product_id":"time-to-have-the-breakdown-coaster","title":"Time to Have the Breakdown – Coaster","description":"\u003ch2\u003eText Coaster for Adults Featuring Sarcastic Quote\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the \"Time to Have the Breakdown\" coaster, a bold text design printed on a smooth grey background. This coaster features the sarcastic message: \"I don't have the TIME to have the BREAKDOWN I truly DESERVE\" in mixed fonts, blending typography with a sharp sense of humour. It's a witty and stylish addition to any home or office space.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis coaster is ideal for adults who appreciate sarcasm and clever quotes. Whether for personal use or as a cheeky gift, it’s a fun way to celebrate those moments when life feels overwhelming but humour prevails.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted in-house by Fou Tees in Ireland, this coaster is crafted with care and attention to detail. It comes in a choice of light shades, complementing most interiors and adding a subtle yet striking accent to your coffee table or desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign printed in-house in Ireland by Fou Tees\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuality print method ensures clear, long-lasting text\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable coaster suitable for everyday use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in a choice of light shades\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDelivery anywhere in Ireland and Northern Ireland, plus the UK and Europe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Fou Tees","offers":[{"title":"White \/ ONE SIZE","offer_id":57019816706434,"sku":"FT-TIME-TO-HAVE-THE-BREAKDOWN-COASTER-WHITE-ONE-SIZE","price":5.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0948\/0899\/8274\/files\/time-to-have-the-breakdown-product-white.jpg?v=1793919358","url":"https:\/\/www.foutees.ie\/products\/time-to-have-the-breakdown-coaster","provider":"Fou Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}